WEEK 1 FEELINGS ON AMERICA
Oh, I love Target now!
I CAN BUY PEANUT BUTTER CAP'N CRUNCH! And I don't even have to pay $16 for it!
Mmmmmm deep dish pizza.
Mmmmmm Homeroom Mac & Cheese.
Mmmmmm tiny peeled baby carrots.
Every house is my dream house.
EVERYTHING CAN BE DELIVERED IN LIKE TWO HOURS!
Okay Jif Peanut Butter is way superior to Kraft.
Everyone is super nice.
OMG Whole foods!
Train smells weird. Like weirder than regular weird train smell.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICAN PIGS?! Bacon is so weird here.
Whyyyy are egg yolks like butter yellow in colour?!?
Oh god dammit it's hard to find a house.